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Major chills! And i may have almost cried. But this arrangement is SO amazing!
The Hobbit - Misty Mountains Orchestral Cover
if this post gets 200 000 notes my mom said i could S E L L M Y S O U L T O S A T A N reblog pls<3
Team effort guys. Come on, we can do it
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Oxford University students on why we need feminism
This needs to be reblogged even more, there’s too many of these floating around quoting bullshit, the well thought-out ones deserve more exposure.
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May your enemies step on of these hybrids.
Satan has outdone himself this time…
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There is nothing sweet or savory about the rotting carcass of a chicken twisted and crushed with cruelty. There is nothing delicious about bloodmouth carnist food. How does it feel knowing your stomach is a graveyard?
I’m sorry, but you just inadvertently wrote the most METAL description of eating a chicken sandwich in the history of mankind.
MY STOMACH IS A GRAVEYARD
NO LIVING BEING CAN QUENCH MY BLOODTHIRST
I SWALLOW MY ENEMIES WHOLE
ESPECIALLY IF THEY’RE KENTUCKY FRIED
Twisted and crushed with cruelty… So THAT’S KFC’s secret recipe!
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Hah, at least they got it right. Last episode of Supernatural I watched, Sam googled “Shojo” and the monster they wanted was first result they got.
Imagine her face if she actually googled it now - there’s over 3.5 billion results. (and yeah, Supernatural Season 7 is shit.)
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How to braid your hair:
- Wet hair
- Comb through
- Separate at the part
- Draw a pentagram on the floor
- Perform blood sacrifice
- Offer up your soul to the devil
- Chant ancient Latin conjuration spell
- Summon Satan
- Ask Satan to braid your hair
You know what?
Screw you. I am done braiding people’s hair. Do you know how many braids I have done today?
Thirty-fucking-seven.
And I don’t even get a “Hey Satan how’s it going your cloven hooves look fabulous today” it’s just “Braid it. Go.”
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Thor deleted scene
Download (x)Afashfkladfk WHY WAS THIS DELETED.
Gah, Thor you big chivalrous sweetheart. He may be depowered, stranded on a strange planet, but damn it he’s a prince and princes gotta have manners!
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